News flash from Kenya – daydreaming on safari.
“This just in. The search for the party dude has a horrific ending. Zoey Zebra is on the scene with a live report. Zoey?”
“Thanks Bruno. Mid morning, Sergeant Bray was investigating reports that one Patrick Stripes, last seen partying by the waterhole, had gone missing. It is now confirmed that the search has ended. A bystander has come forward with cellular phone photo of what looks to be the aftermath of a murder. The suspect is still at large.”
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